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WRB—Apr. 13, 2022
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To do list:
Tell us where you buy your Jordan almonds.
There’s a photo feature from the NYT about old bookstores. We haven’t been to any of them. More interesting to us [In except from the book featured last month]: “What Kind of Bookstore Browser Are You?” on Slate. The Point has an interview with the author here. The Managing Editors, we assure you, are quite familiar with books we haven’t read.
In Commonweal, Paul Griffiths appreciates Shirly Hazzard.
The description of Gibbon in this essay made one Managing Editor’s eyes bug out a little.
Irina Dumitrescu has a brief entry in the immortal genre “what’s good words,” from the supplement.
The Titanic Memorial is holding a gala commemorating the 110th anniversary of the ocean liner’s sinking. [We are confident that it will be a significantly more dour affair than the WRB’s own gala.] [The 110th anniversary WRB gala will be one for the ages. —Chris]
A man in the Palisades is selling a working eight track player with a surprisingly extensive collection of Billy Joel tapes.
Book sales are down. We can’t imagine this is because we’ve been reviewing them poorly, so your Manigerial-Editorial consciences are clear.
Le Monde, which one of the Managing Editors [Nic] reads daily, is launching an English language version of its website in the hopes of turning us into a nation of Francophiles.
While we’re on the subject of art, the Phillips Collection is running an exhibition on Picasso’s Blue Period through June. [Several years ago, I tried to sneak into a gallery in Montréal to see a few of these paintings; Canadian security guards are more attentive than Americans. —Nic] [After a frustrating experience with our neighbors’ border control several years ago, I would never underestimate their cold perspicacity. —Chris]
Yale will be publishing an “Ancient Lives” series.
This New York Times feature on Kim’s has us wondering: When will the Nation’s Capital revive its video stores?
What we’re reading:
On Saturday morning you may have read about The Employees in this newsletter, and this week Chris read it. He does not know what to say about it. [What I mean is, this is a book full of disconnected statements from a fantastic and sad world, and I have responded strongly to many of its poignant sayings, but describing to you what is going on seems like it would mostly result in critical babble (not implicating the fine piece linked this weekend)…interrogates humanity and inhumanity…a striking reflection on…consistently tests the limits of…Iʼd prefer not to. —Chris]
Nic dipped back into Joseph Mitchell’s collected essays over the weekend. Sometime in his late eighties, Mitchell described himself as an “obsessive” reader of Finnegan’s Wake. Nic is certain that that will never be the case for himself, [Can a Managing Editor not dream? —Chris] but he hopes that when he’s old, he can love Mitchell as much as he did when he was nineteen. On a somewhat related note, he is seriously considering canceling his print subscription to the New York Times.
Nic also received a copy of Matthew Hennessey’s handsome new book, Visible Hand, in the mail. He was glad to find Hennessey correctly noting in his acknowledgments that Encounter Books “really knows how to throw a Christmas party.” [I wouldn’t know. —Chris]
“Sometimes, When the Light” by Lisel Mueller
Sometimes, when the light strikes at odd angles
and pulls you back into childhood
and you are passing a crumbling mansion
completely hidden behind old willows
or an empty convent guarded by hemlocks
and giant firs standing hip to hip,
you know again that behind that wall,
under the uncut hair of the willows
something secret is going on,
so marvelous and dangerous
that if you crawled through and saw,
you would die, or be happy forever.
[I donʼt have bibliographic notes here, because I came by this one honestly, on poetry foundation dot org, because I’ve long loved this poem and was looking for others.
I think the angle of light is the single atmospheric most likely to recall me to my childhood. Air pressures and certain rushing scents do this too, of course, but when the seasons change itʼs the angle of the light every time.
I disagree with the poem above. I donʼt walk past empty convents and mansions very often at all. What I have done is walk into a kitchen in late September and seen the light and known where I was, and have been. The trees around may be of average girth. —Chris]
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