WRB—May 28, 2022
On Wednesday the Managing Editors will be in residence
When we launched this newsletter we said we were going to be brief.
To do list:
ON TOUR: If you want a WRB sticker, come to the Dew Drop Inn in Brookland at 6 pm on Wednesday evening to meet the Managing Editors. We will review any books you bring.
Tom Moran sets the record straight on how lettered Shakespeare was: “When we examine what Ben Jonson actually said, as opposed to what we think he said, we will realize that not only did Shakespeare know both Latin and Greek, and that Ben Jonson never said he didn’t, but that Shakespeare’s knowledge of Greek is evident in one of the most famous passages he ever wrote.”
Kate Rossmanith writes about the true struggle: not sounding like a New Yorker writer.
“Why Is Every Cookbook a Memoir Now?” asks Tori Latham at Bon Appétit. [Autofiction, autocookery. —Chris]
Elif Batuman does a brief Q&A for the Times about her reading habits. [I think about From the Mixed-Up Files of Mrs. Basil E. Frankweiler all the time too. —Chris]
Ryan Chapman interviews Mark Haber for BOMB about his literary influences, his recent novel, the fear of mediocrity, and the limits of knowledge.
For the Sun [Which rises for all. —Chris], Carl Rollyson reviews two lengthy volumes of Sylvia Plath’s letters—“The gold standard” from Faber—and complains a bit about the literary-epistolary industrial complex.
And for our sister publication, Adam Kirsch writes about the collected correspondence of Theodor Adorno, the social theorist, and Gershom Scholem, the scholar of Jewish mysticism, and their shared friendship with Walter Benjamin: “Benjamin’s letters often give the sense that he was writing for Scholem’s archive the way Soviet authors wrote ‘for the drawer’—giving up hope of a present readership to aim at the future.” [The Managing Editors have recently become interested in Benjaminʼs big book about Paris. As Nic says later in this email, weʼll probably never read it. —Chris]
Lauren Christensen reviews this past Wednesday’s Upcoming Book for the New York Times: “The Figures Kafka Drew.”
Also for the Times, Molly Young reviews a book about sharks: “THE ONLY WAY TO COMPLETELY RULE OUT A CLOSE ENCOUNTER WITH A SHARK IS TO STAY ON SHORE.”
For the Washington Free Beacon, Andy Ferguson begins this review with a comforting word: “Don’t worry, all you young bookworms out there! Before too long the baby boomers will be dead and you won't have to worry ever again about anybody asking you to read books like Mark Rozzo’s Everybody Thought We Were Crazy: Dennis Hopper, Brooke Hayward, and 1960s Los Angeles.” [Andy is unfair to Dennis Hopper here, whose entire career can be forgiven because of his performance in The American Friend. —Nic]
Becca Rothfield reviews Phil Christman’s recent collection of essays, How to Be Normal, for TLS: “[Christman] avoids what Theodor Adorno and Max Horkheimer termed “ticket thinking”, the habitual mode of opinion columnists who promote bundles of views yoked together not by conceptual coherence, but by ideological affinity.” [I read the collection months ago and it hasn’t helped one bit. —Chris]
Also for TLS, George Cochrane reviews a debut novel about a bad art friend: “Lipstein himself, it seems, cannot choose between art and commerce.” [He should consider an email newsletter in that case. —Chris]
May 30, 2022 SHOUTS & MURMURS Review:
“My Torture Idea” by Jack Handey
Jack Handey is the only person qualified to write Shouts or Murmurs at this late date.
Reminder: Today, the Christendom College Graduate School Library is holding a liquidation sale of over 5000 volumes. 10 am–4 pm at 4407 Sano Street in Alexandria. Paperbacks $1, hardcovers $2.
Many of our readers, we know, are fans of “the femcel canon”—and yet so few have placed Classified Ads. Ladies, shoot your shot!
A loyal WRB reader is launching a substack of his own “of book reviews and occasional essays.”
We’ve been silent for long enough: “Booker” is a very silly name for a literary prize.
No strangers to relentless self-promotion, the Managing Editors would like to formally invite Crumps to write one of his “gay little stories” about them. [It’s the freakiest show. —Chris]
What we’re reading:
Chris is probably not going to read much this weekend, because he owes the other Managing Editor an essay. [I’m looking forward to reading it. —Nic]
Nic impulsively picked up an eleven-volume set of the Diary of Samuel Pepys at Second Story. As he flipped through it on the way home, his wife told him a hard truth: “You’ll never read that all.” [I’m not looking forward to reading this. —Chris] He certainly won’t this weekend; he owes a WRB reader a book review.
June 14 | Penguin
The Twilight World
by Werner Herzog
From the publisher: In 1997, Werner Herzog was in Tokyo to direct an opera. His hosts asked him, Whom would you like to meet? He replied instantly: Hiroo Onoda. Onoda was a former solider famous for having quixotically defended an island in the Philippines for decades after World War II, unaware the fighting was over. Herzog and Onoda developed an instant rapport and would meet many times, talking for hours and together unraveling the story of Onoda’s long war.
At the end of 1944, on Lubang Island in the Philippines, with Japanese troops about to withdraw, Lieutenant Hiroo Onoda was given orders by his superior officer: Hold the island until the Imperial army’s return. You are to defend its territory by guerrilla tactics, at all costs. . . . There is only one rule. You are forbidden to die by your own hand. In the event of your capture by the enemy, you are to give them all the misleading information you can. So began Onoda’s long campaign, during which he became fluent in the hidden language of the jungle. Soon weeks turned into months, months into years, and years into decades—until eventually time itself seemed to melt away. All the while Onoda continued to fight his fictitious war, at once surreal and tragic, at first with other soldiers, and then, finally, alone, a character in a novel of his own making.
In The Twilight World, Herzog immortalizes and imagines Onoda’s years of absurd yet epic struggle in an inimitable, hypnotic style—part documentary, part poem, and part dream—that will be instantly recognizable to fans of his films. The result is a novel completely unto itself, a sort of modern-day Robinson Crusoe tale: a glowing, dancing meditation on the purpose and meaning we give our lives.
“Panorama” by P.K. Page
In quick panorama with parasol, parrot and panda;
saying perhaps or because,
eating pink end of match
and with pastel tissue for lavatory use
and deparlourized parlour
and cheddar the lamplight of love
they dissolve upon chairs,
write ruin in pearls
on the flesh of inherited faith
and famish in pairs.
They attend us in dreams and in droves
like a filigree shade,
fall down between us and our time
prick the drum with their tune
and fence the inviolate field
with the quick of their eyes.
[This is a poem that feels good on the tongue coming out. —Chris]
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