WRB—May 7, 2022
Essays and Essayists, Peatland and Persia, Frankly not nearly so many jokes as usual
The cradle rocks above an abyss, and common sense tells us that our existence is but a brief crack of light between issues of the Washington Review of Books.
To do list:
order a tote bag;
avail yourself of our world-famous classified ads [about which more at the bottom of this email], either by placing or responding to one; and, for technical reasons,
tell your favorite places to go camping [about which more in the Links and Poem sections] near Washington, D.C., here: email@example.com.
Edmund Richardson tells the engaging story of Henry Rawlinson’s transcribing and deciphering the Behistun Inscription for Inference. [The notion of “a frenzy in Victorian Britain for all things Assyrian” is very funny. —Chris]
On The New York Times, David Segal reports on the rush to save Scottish peatland with lots of bleak landscape photos and amusing anecdotes.
A new travel guide to Washington, D.C., is “a composite essay—a ‘try,’ in Montaigne’s sense—meant to discern the nature and literature of the city,” according to William Fleeson in our independent cousin.
In Collectors Weekly, a little history of camping gear.
Karolina Watroba writes about how much it sucks to read Thomas Mann for The Point.
May 9, 2022 SHOUTS & MURMURS Review:
“Mastering the Art of Stress Eating” by Jiji Lee
So many “Shouts and Murmurs” are about being so, so sad. And not in a funny way.
From Business Insider, an explanation of why big political books continue to break new stories years after the events they describe would have been in the news. [The Managing Editors have never held back from breaking news in these metaphorical pages. —Nic]
What we’re reading:
Chris looked at the copy of How Should a Person Be? sitting on his desk and thought about what Jonathan Franzen says in his introductory essay for Desperate Characters, about his hope that the book “might actually tell me how to live.” [This is one of the fundamental things a book can promise you, and I wish it were ever true. —Chris] Then he reread Valerie Cornell’s essay “On Being Unable to Read”: “Regarding reading, a person can become too busy for it—overdecorated with motives, needs, desires. It’s necessary to come to a temporary rest in order to read, even to a flash point of comfortable boredom.”
Chris hopes to find some comfortable boredom this weekend.
Nic is traveling.
May 31 | Celadon Books
by Jean Hanff
From the publisher: The Latecomer follows the story of the wealthy New York City–based Oppenheimer family, from the first meeting of parents Salo and Johanna, under tragic circumstances, to their triplets born during the early days of IVF. As children, the three siblings—Harrison, Lewyn, and Sally—feel no strong familial bond and cannot wait to go their separate ways, even as their father becomes more distant and their mother more desperate. When the triplets leave for college, Johanna, faced with being truly alone, makes the decision to add a fourth child to the family. What role will the “latecomer” play in this fractured family?
A complex novel that builds slowly and deliberately, The Latecomer touches on the topics of grief and guilt, generational trauma, privilege and race, traditions and religion, and family dynamics. It is a profound and witty family story from an accomplished author, known for the depth of her character studies, expertly woven storylines, and plot twists.
“Face it” by Ryan Wilson
A silence, bodied like wing-beaten air,
Perturbs your face sometimes when parties end
And, half-drunk, you stand looking at some star
That flickers like a coin wished down a well,
Or when you hear a voice behind you whisper
Your name, and turn around, and no one’s there.
You’re in it then, once more, the stranger’s house
Perched in the mountain woods, the rot-sweet smell
Of fall, the maples’ millions, tongues of fire,
And there, whirl harrowing the gap, squint-far,
That unidentified fleck, approaching and
Receding at once, rapt in the wind’s spell—
Pulse, throb, winged dark that haunts the clean light’s glare—
That thing that you’re becoming, that you are.
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